Catsparella: Pamper Your Kitty with the Ultimate Halloween Gift Package from H.J. Mews

Lou is feelin' the spirit

Is your cat caught up in the Halloween spirit, but too fancy to bother with peasant costumes reserved for the little cat people? Then why not treat your highfalutin feline to this impressive collection of holiday gear from H.J. Mews ("If you want your cat to behave like a gentleman, you need to treat him like one"), that will leave him feeling like the most pampered pussycat on the block!

The hand crafted collection includes Berthold the Bat, Mordecai the Mouse, and a Nip-stuffed Candy Corn, plus a premium house blend of Cat Nip and "deliciously creepy" dried sardines (Ed note: I find sardines creepy all year round). Lest your kitty feel naked in his furrday suit, he (or she) can also select one dignified accessory, such as a Candy Corn, Spider Web, Jack-O-Lantern, or Beetlejuicey Striped bow-tie, orrrr the drop-dead sexxy Red Velvet Ascot with Spider Web print lining.

As they say, "Now your discerning feline can haz trick or treats too!"

The Halloween Gift Package is $54.99 at H.J. Mews, and ships priority to arrive at your lair before Oct 31st!